Aight guys, since we missed last weeks posting, I'm treating to everyone to a double dip this week. Enjoy
The first statements are made by Mark of Amplification Nation Podcast and the second by Savier of The InterActive Podcast.
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Week 14 - In 5 Words or Less
49ers – They couldn’t buy a win // Carlos Hyde went in!
Bears – At least Jeffery’s coming back // Barkley doesn't look too bad.
Bengals – Eifert returning to form // Bengals still suck
Bills – Poor defensive showing // Wonder if Philly misses Shady?
Broncos – QB position will cost them // WRs dropped too many passes
Browns – Just a terrible team overall // 0-16, its hapoening
Buccaneers – Find a way to win // Well, damn, 8-5!
Cardinals – Everything going wrong this season // Bye, Bye Floyd!
Chargers – I don’t get this team // Bro, neither do I.
Chiefs – Took over division from Raiders // They win ... period.
Colts – Blew their chances for playoffs // ..... maybe.
Cowboys – Defense played, offense no show // R. E. L. A. X
Dolphins – Scary play, but Tannehill okay // Close call
Eagles – Pre-Season Champs though // ... Desean Jackson!?
Falcons – Laid the Smackdown // It was the Rams, chill.
Giants – Without Odell, team has nothing // < Preach!
Jaguars – Huge regression season // Bortles is booty.
Jets – Bilal Powell is coming // Bilal, finally getting his chance!
Lions – Could Stafford injury doom Lions? // Toughness!
Packers – Rodgers back, but gets hurt… // We got a magic tent.
Panthers – Cam looked like a grandma // Is this the real Cam?
Patriots – Best team at the moment // Brady = G. O. A. T
Raiders – Lost division and First Seed // Theyll be fine.
Rams – Bye Bye Jeff Fisher // About fuxking time!
Ravens – Cost me my fantasy playoffs // So, good or bad?
Redskins – Tie may haunt them // Tie may help them
Saints – Brees was not good today // Bree's playing terribly.
Seahawks – Team isn’t winning anything // Still a scary playoff team.
Steelers – Leveon entered MVP race // DJ still my choice.
Texans – Nice seeing Lamar Miller run // First round Exit.
Titans – Bad Mariota, but just enough // Nice win, ugly, but nice.
Vikings – Can’t score touchdowns in redzone // Bradford traded for a 1st.
Week 13 - In 5 Words or Less
49ers – 4 yards, are you kidding??!!!?!?! // What. The. Actual. FUCK!?
Bears – Howard running for days // That’s a lot of carries.
Bengals – Dalton balling without Green // Will still miss the playoffs/
Bills – Shady running, not much else // Getting healthier though.
Broncos – Paxton worse than Siemian // Booker looks like shit.
Browns – They had a bye week // and still took an L.
Buccaneers – Team is making a charge! // Crab legs for everyone!
Cardinals – Still making a push // Let’s get that WR tag!
Chargers – Gordon has been surprisingly good // Williams is pretty fast.
Chiefs – Berry with all the Interceptions // PAY THE MAN!
Colts – Layed the Smackdown on Jets // Petty? HA. Ok, sure.
Cowboys – Needed to have close game // Very nice.
Dolphins – Poor poor performance // So much for winning.
Eagles – Wentz showing his rookie mistakes // The tank is on.
Falcons – Sucks to lose like that // RBs have been MIA.
Giants – Eli cost them this game // Odell, please, shut your mouth.
Jaguars – No running backs left healthy // TOBY, TOBY, TOBY!
Jets – Where they at doe?!! // Wow, the embarrassment.
Lions – Weren’t losing in fourth quarter // 1st place thooooooo.
Packers – Quietly won last two games // Defense still sucks.
Panthers – Shoulda brought a tie // #DressCode
Patriots – Beat bad team at home // Malcolm Mitchell!
Raiders – Come from behind victory // Carr was masterful.
Rams – Extension for Fisher?? Say whattttttt // I deserve a coaching job.
Ravens – Flacco would have career day // Good job, wont happen again.
Redskins – Loss will cost them playoffs // You like that?!
Saints – Brees was bad at home // WOW, SO, SO, SO BAD.
Seahawks – Up and Down and Up // Hopefully, down for Packers sake.
Steelers – Took advantage of Eli mistakes // Will win Division.
Texans – Gonna lose this division lead // Brock, you suck.
Titans – They had a bye week
Vikings – Had every chance to win // …. Too bad, so sad.
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