What’s up Amp Nation? So as you all know, we recently teamed up with The InterActive Podcast in an effort to bring both of our fan bases more material. Well the host of the InterActive podcast, Savier has been posting this article “In 5 Words or Less” since the beginning of the season. I asked if I could a part of the column this week and we joined forces and each put a statement together about all the NFL teams… In 5 Words or Less. Check it out below or over at The Mancave Podcast.
49ers – Hyde is only real weapon // Please, just start Kaepernick already.
Bears – 397 passing, 125 rushing, Lose // Franchise tag, don’t use player.
Bengals – Looked deflated before halftime // Told you, not that good.
Bills – QB lined up over guard // Really, Tyrod? Over the guard?
Broncos – Defense couldn’t save them // EXPOSED, RB in passing game.
Browns – Another One! (Starting QB) // I’ll bring it back, #UnluckiestTeamEver
Buccaneers – Worst second round pick EVER // Aguayo? More like Agualol.
Cardinals – Offense looked better this week // Feed the beast, David Johnson.
Chargers – They find ways to lose // Just pulled a Romo.
Chiefs – They had a bye week
Colts – Lucky having Luck, need more // Luck, T.Y and who else?
Cowboys – Zeke for President! Dak too! // Jerry, please don’t ruin this.
Dolphins – Tannehill most overrated in league // Tannehill sucks so bad.
Eagles – Wentz first interception equals loss // Bad loss, tough upcoming schedule.
Falcons – Started hot last year too // Remember 2015? Don’t count blessings.
Giants – Eli must Odell the ball // Get playmakers the damn ball.
Jaguars – They had a bye week
Jets – Need secondary help ASAP // I could score on them.
Lions – Terrible offense in second half // < What he said. Just Bad.
Packers – Something doesn’t seem right // I’ll say it again, overrated.
Panthers – Super Bowl hangover is strong // Dab on that.
Patriots – Brady is back, that’s all // Officially scared for the NFL.
Raiders – First time since 2002, 4-1 // Carr can really sling it.
Rams – Gurley got going, not enough // Gurley showing signs of life.
Ravens – Regressing after undefeated start // Gonna score a touch….SHIT.
Redskins – Back in division race //Maybe Norman is worth it.
Saints – They had a bye week
Seahawks – They had a bye week
Steelers – Passing game strong, Bell too // Sammie Coates, WR2, legit.
Texans – Brock Osweiler is outrageously overpaid // All that money wasted.
Titans – Mariota’s four TDs are great // Slowly, putting it together.
Vikings – Losing offensive lineman every day // Who needs lineman? DEFENSE, DEFENSE!
The Amp Nation team is comprised of two best friends, Mark and Sebastian. We started this podcast as a way to keep in touch while living thousands of miles apart. We're just here to express our opinions on the world of pop culture, from comics & superheroes to fantasy sports & real sports, and everything in between.