Our weekly column of In 5 Words or Less was posted earlier this week on The Mancave Podcast.
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49ers – Kaepernick is back, no help // Kaepernick still can’t throw.
Bears – They almost had it ($1 bill) // Finding new ways to suck.
Bengals – Vontaze Burfict should be banned // Burfict is a cancer.
Bills – Firing Offensive Coordinator has worked // Shady, he is damn good.
Broncos – Need better QB play // Defense can’t do it all.
Browns – Lose, lose no matter what // Terrelle Pryor is freakishly athletic.
Buccaneers – They had a bye week
Cardinals – David Johnson just kept scoring // Le’Veon or DJ, who’s better?
Chargers – Won, but still almost lost // Melvin Gordon is still trash.
Chiefs – Are they good? Or Bad? // << haha, word! What are they?
Colts – Can’t win on road 0-3 // Better Luck next time.
Cowboys – These rookies are something special // Dak to the Future.
Dolphins – Ajayi went ham and cheese // Grilled, with tomato soup.
Eagles – Wentz looks like a rookie // They really missed Lane Johnson.
Falcons – Good offense against best defenses // Powerful offense, emerging defense.
Giants – Odell finally having some fun // Eli, OBJ made you relevant.
Jaguars – Much needed win, close game // Run game is PUTRID.
Jets – Ryan Fitzpatrick finally benched, overpaid // Fitz, Geno, Petty – NO QB.
Lions – Another win with defensive interception // Still need better run game.
Packers – Rodgers is in decline mode // No surprise here, still shitty.
Panthers – Cam struggles = Team struggles // Panthers, EPIC SB hangover.
Patriots – And Another One (DJ Khaled) // All I do is Win.
Raiders – Three steps forward, two back // Murray down, run game down.
Rams – Britt was a playmaker Sunday // Despite loss, future looks bright.
Ravens – Three losses after three wins // Is Terrence West legit?
Redskins – Got back in division race // Robert Kelley > Matt Jones
Saints – They score so many points // Always win by Field Goal.
Seahawks – That was defensive pass interference // C-Mike isn’t all that good.
Steelers – Gonna be hard without Ben // Ouch, Ouch, Ouch. That Sucks.
Texans – Nice come from behind victory // Osweiler = Fitz. Overpaid and terrible.
Titans – Mariota – Six touchdown, two games // Where is Delanie Walker?
Vikings – They had a bye week
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